Hello, boys and girls, and welcome to a rousing adventure in WTF-land!
So, I keep my vast collection of nail polish in a plastic bin with a lid that barely stays on anymore. It's about as deep as it is wide (approx 1.5 feet square), so when you have as many nail colors as I do, you have to dump out the whole stupid bin every time you want a color that isn't on the uppermost layer. One day, I'll buy myself one of those classy-as-fuck clear acrylic racks that salons use to display their laquers. I'll mount it on my goddamn living room wall, and forever after enjoy manicure convenience. Until then, though, I have this shitty bin.
Now, despite how much pressure the bottom layer is surely always under, I've never had any issues. I mean, shit, any polish you buy is like 50% super thick glass bottle! Those things are indestructible!!
Right?
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Ahem. So, with this line of thinking, you can imagine my surprise when I dumped out the box and found this.
Shit, and it's an OPI color, too! I usually only get those as gifts, since I don't like spending more than six dollars on a bottle of polish. RIP Yes I Can-Can, you were a great color. Now I need a new sexy dark red, STAT!
