Craft Fair Cometh

  Hey friiieennnnds, time for a little bit of shameless shelf promotion!!  I've got a booth at the local Capitol Hill Indoor Flea Market this Saturday, November 24th, from which to hawk my various wares!  I'm teaming up with my fabulous friend Vi, who makes adorable plushy penises which she fashions into ornaments and catnip toys!  They're charming and hilarious - nothing like watching your precious feline prince fellate a catnip cock to give you the giggles! 

Here, for your edification, is my fat pet Nigel with his newest chew-toy.

  Meanwhile, I'll have my schizoid collection of gaudy costume jewelry to tempt you with.  Featuring a fanciful array of shrinky-dink charms and the always-classy gold glitter tooth pendants, plus some super-exciting one-of-a-kind goodies, like itty-bitty wearable aquariums!  It's the perfect place to start your holiday shopping and deliver something unique and special!

Come visit me on Saturday!!

MOAR HALLOWEEN!!!

  Halloween is seriously my fave holiday, I never want it to end.  In fact, I'm going to another costume party today, this time with my awesome family!  Also, why didn't I post this picture with my last post?!  It's awesome, if I do say so myself!

  You always get to do the best makeup on Halloween, and this year I made sure to get deep in that MUFE flash palette, since I paid for the damn thing, I might as well get the most out of it!

  My beautiful friend Britt let me beat her face for a 'harlequin clown' look, and I gotta say I'm pretty proud of how it turned out!  I have a lot of experience painting my own face, but I tend to get the shakey hand when trying to do anyone else's!

 

  The whole face is MUFE flash palette, set with all-important Swagger finishing powder.  As I live and breathe! TELL ME that is not the cutest clown you have ever seen!

  Oh my gosh, how cute is this outfit, too??  Crinolines for life, babies!  I have a gigantic steamer trunk full of pantyhose and tutus, I LIVE for that shit!